Before I say anything further on this post, I must warn you that I just took a dose of some heavy Binaural Beats, so I'm feeling a little tipsy.

Now, it's time for all hilarity to ensue. Apparently binaural beats, also termed idosers

or idozers, are all the rage for kids these days. They no longer need to go out and get drunk or high. Instead they pop in their favorite "track" and just listen to the aural tones on their favorite iPod or MP3 player. When I first read about this, the first thing that came to mind is that I'd no longer have to pay for beer. Oh and the thought of making my car run by just playing idozers in its CD player. Then, we'd have a real winner.

Moving on (as best I can)...since my discovery of this a few days ago, I've just been on cloud 9. Aside from the slurred speech and blurred vision things have been great. Just watch what happens when I turn on the "Coor's Light track":

Things seem to okay at this point, but I'm definitely stating to fel a little bit of buzz comng on. Oh man, here comes teh good stuf. I betr stop this vv b3for i dcant typ no mor.

Phew...that was GREAT! :burp:

Right about now, most of you are probably doubting the effect of these "idozers" so I want you to try if for yourself. Then simply post your thoughts of what you see in YOUR happy place.

DISCLAIMER: For legal purposes, if the following video has any effect on you (aside from giving you the headache it gave me) please do not drive or operate heavy machinery.